I like that he’s reading a book from the library. Captain Canada knows the value of taxes well spent.

Injected with maple serum, I presume?

Nintendo: No one could come up with a worse name for a console than Wii U.

Neo becomes Pro

Too bad it’s got a Windows logo key. If it came with a swap-out Mac Command key I’d buy it.

I won’t fall for this again, I bought the $120 version of Battlefront and they were selling it for $30 even before all the dlc was out.

Lack of a single-player campaign made the first one a no-buy for me.

That’s not a prank, please stop calling swatting a prank. If you can’t tell the difference between a prank and a felony then it isn’t a prank.

As soon as it hits the PS4. :<

Waiting for that PS4 version. And waiting. And waiting...

You can stand under a steamy shower for days, however, and never run out of hot water, which makes it the best place in the world in my opinion. Additionally, while they believe in hill trolls they don’t actually elect them to the highest offices in the land.

Also, they believe in hill trolls.

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

What are these? Controllers for ants!?

Yeah, not sure what’s up with Nintendo consoles since the Wii. It’s like they design all of their controllers for children. These Joycons look so tiny in that guy’s hands. I can’t even imagine how painful it must be to use one sideway.

Hurts my man hands just looking at it.

So what happened?

That’s what a master bedroom in San Francisco or New York looks like

Nendos actually have personality, Funkopops are soulless husks that don’t look visually appealing in the least. Like, I do not understand why people like those things.

Hm, the actual hardest part of investing is having money to invest.