I’ve seen so many movies and thought, “someone greenlit this project and paid milllions to make it and this is what they came up with?” It looks like this show is already on that pile.

THAT’S NOT HOW REBOOTS WORK! THAT’S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS!

I think this is going to be ‘Heathers’ in name only. So really it’ll be ‘Glee’ without singing and dancing.

It’s not you who’s missing anything. This is a really, really stupid idea.

Except that it is being shown on TVLand, so it will be watched by exactly zero teens.

I can’t believe this train wreck is still happening. I’ve said it before, but put aside the casting issues and you’re still left with a movie that, at its most basic level, involves a kid trying to blow up a school and kill all of his classmates.

Sacrilege. Leave it alone.

Just, no. Kill this before it goes any farther! Very bad idea.

I had a hard enough time when they turned it into a musical (NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE A MUSICAL!!), but even that is much better than this. The fact that they even reference Martha Dumptruck in the description of one of the actors, defeats the whole purpose of this story. I say we just set the whole thing on fire now.

I am relieved that I’m not the only person who read this and thought, “Wait...what? NO!”

So in this version of Heathers, the Heathers are racially and sexually diverse and Veronica and JD are pretty straight white people who in most high schools would have an easier time being accepted by others? That’s...weird. I mean, I guess it wouldn’t work well the other way either, since Veronica and JD are evil.…

Seriously. Like, the Heathers were the stereotypical Perfect Girls (tm) that everyone wanted to be and also hate ... so you could be happy that they were dead. I am kind of bummed that I’m supposed to be rooting for a white hetero couple to kill a black lesbian, a gender-queer guy, and a fat girl ...

I can already see where this is going to go wrong (other than the pitch meeting where someone greenlit a Heathers TV reboot). The Heathers were caricatures of weird, wealthy, and white elites, who were nasty and capricious for no good goddamned reason other than other people weren’t as wealthy or white as them. You…

While this does sound intriguing, I just have a bad feeling that execs will get bored teaching this baby to swim and just let it drown before the first season even has a chance to take off.

SERIOUSLY. By making the movie’s outsiders the Mean Girls, they’re no longer outsiders, and it’s impossible to root for them because they’re the Mean Girls, so... we’re left with conventionally attractive, heteronormative, and socially adept people to root for? WAITAMINNIT.

Melanie Field, Brendan Scannell and Jasmine Mathews, according to the THR article. Kind of a big thing to leave out of this, but then again proofreading has never been a priority of Gawker Media.

...did I miss something? Who are Mathews, Scannell, and Field?

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