I immediately deflated at “ten-year-old Infiniti chassis.”

Scrubadub. That’s all you need to know.

DUDE! SHHHHHH

I live in America. This picture does not make me proud :P

I’m from the North too (Boston) and I will stereotype. :P

I think my letter got lost in the mail or something...

-ly awesome!

I love how adding power to a boat works. If you want more power in a car, you can supercharge it, turbocharge it, etc. In a boat, you just add more engines.

This sucks for FCA. Of all the people that could’ve been killed...it’s a celebrity.

Are you guys still together? lol

Maybe he was avoiding a pelican.

America in a picture! A fat guy from the south chugging a beer, half-naked, taken with a potato.

Satan?

Holy holy fuck. That’s terrifying. I thought it was bad enough when he crashed and burst into flames, but no, destiny is a bitch and of course he had to get crashed into again!

Sounds good. In all seriousness, that’s probably the best way forward, and what seems more likely for the next decade or two.

amen

How the hell does that happen?!

I’ll be completely honest: I had to google “Porsche 916" to see what it is.

Good idea. What’s your plan?

Well, at least the idea. Not the actual cars.