He was too busy masturbating.

So now we can remotely turn on those douchebags’ blinkers?

What the actual shit. That is fucked up. I’m sorry, androids creep the crap out of me.

*mind blown*

Let me just say that that dark grey car is lucky as shit.

Catchy.

Have we decided what we’ll call these when real hoverboards come out?

FUUUUCK THE VIDEO WAS REMOVED GAD DAMMIT THIS IS WHY I CHECK JALOPNIK MORE OFTEN

Well, they are more likely to be right than the guy who crashed the car/was in the car when it crashed...

I would hope that he would have realized a lot sooner...but totally a possibility, especially if on a straight section.

I completely agree.

I am so confused :&

More idiots in this world have claimed that “Autopilot caused them to crash” when it didn’t, than when Autopilot actually caused a crash. Especially stupid because Tesla knows the truth anyway and you’ll just end up looking like a dipshit if you try to claim falsely that it’s Autopilot’s fault.

Torch. Torch, Torch, Torch...

That’s the spirit.

Please, please, please, please, please, please tell me how to get a job at a Ferrari dealership. :P

Do you work really, really hard to always post at 8:00 in the morning?

How I first read it:

Since when do 12-year-olds have boyfriends?