annual Fourth of July marathon lovemaking session

How I read it: Someone on a bike was hit by a truck and killed. The fact that it was bike-sharing hardly makes a difference, other than making for a grim statistic.

People here in the comments make superb points, so I’ll add mine (and sum up the rest):

Damn it, that’ll hurt my Wall Street Survivor simulation portfolio...

Hey, it’ll technically be their fault anyway according to the law, may as well be a dick when you can!

Which part of them thought that out of all the crossovers in the segment, the Dodge Journey would be the best choice? I get it, price, but I mean, come on.

I suppose this is a reason why Tesla has Autopilot...

Dude! I would bitch in that thing!

Also, are there really any Sonics anymore?

Please tell me that they didn’t just think of this now...

That air time though...

And let’s be clear, any supercar – not even hypercars, I’m talking R8/488/Huracan/650S – could pulverize this Subaru.

Please, oh God please, kick off Evans. Put in LeBlanc, Reid, Harris, Sabine as main people.

That car looks unstable as shit. It’s bouncing all over the place...welcome to the 60s!

Oh yeah.

Bass drops also tend to work.

Took me a second...I see now. :P

That looks gorgeous!

Typical British weather...