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Chris Evans definitely epitomizes having a face for radio...

True

True. It just all comes together to form something that is very easy to hate.

Exactly! It’s the glasses. All the glasses.

Couldn’t agree more.

nailed it

...let me add that to the ever-expanding list of images I’ll never get out of my head...

Once we’re done bashing around Chris Evans for his presenting, I might add that his face kind of scares the shit out of me.

I’m gonna be completely honest, I was not aware that there were actually 52 weeks in a year...

wasted

I’ve kind of always wondered: What happens if you drink gasoline?

That Wikipedia article for tetanus scared the living shit out of me.

Bugeye Is Always The Answer

Say you’ve got a race car that weighs 3,000 pounds

Huh. I wasn’t aware that one could be “re-greyed”... Thanks for my new recurring nightmare!

I got ungreyed before I even knew what being “in the grey” meant...I think it was an accident XD

*gasp* NO! MAZDA IS THE BEST CAR COMPANY AT JALOPNIK. NO MATTER WHAT. DON’T MAKE ME EXPEL YOU. MAZDA IS THE BEST. FACT.

Is there a vomit emoji for the Mitsuoka Orochi?

Wow, Nikola Tesla must be pretty psyched that he’s got not one but two companies named after him. Lucky bastard.

Was the CR-Z ever alive?