Would totally get the ATS or CTS over any comparable BMW for this price, no questions.

So what? 36 grams? Oh, yeah, totally worth it, because that’ll increase their average speed by up to a whopping 0.0000001%.

Oh, so no more actual vans. I guess it’s like Ford, and how they’ve still got the E-Series cutaway (right?)...

Sunburns are small prices to pay for a beautiful sideways NSX!

“The answer is always 124.”

The most satisfying part of the GIF is the tire marks being put down, then erased, then put down, then erased...

I’m surprised that they’re keeping this around, because apparently these little things Europeans like called roomier vans are all the rage here in the States. On the other hand, they really shouldn’t drop it now because they can do whatever the hell they want with it; it’s not like customers can go to Ford or Dodge…

“Cheap assholes. They didn’t even put in the V12!”

I dunno, I’m glad I don’t have to drive around in Chrysler K-cars, for one...

God the 80's were weird.

XD

Yeah, I thought I was hallucinating with the 10k tach! That machine is fucking insane.

I guess if they all looked like Pontiac Azteks then we would have a major issue. At least they look decent, if a bit bland.

Dammit, beat me to it!

I remember explaining to my mom – and this is before I had ever actually driven a real car – what heel-toeing is. (I did know what it is and why you’d use it.) This is someone who hasn’t driven a stick-shift since 2008. And she just could not fathom why anyone would ever want to heel-toe in the first place, and…

I thought the whole point of AI was that we don’t have to drive.

When it hits 8500 rpm...

If you’re a man, it’s like sitting on top of the world’s tallest piano and riding it down the steps of Machu Picchu while a bipolar chimpanzee smashes your nuts with a sock filled with nickels.

Gotta say, this gave me a good chuckle. Yeah, terrible circumstances, but still... +1, man!