Macromedia flash player had it’s tentacles in everything back in the day.  They bought it with the intention of putting it everywhere. 

Tan Subaru Forester. But don’t look like a hippie when you drive it, man.

You have got to really hypermile a Metro to get anything near that kind of MPG.

It does have that faint whiff of fakeness doesn’t it?

Kroil is excellent but PB is easier to find and cheaper by a large margin.

We used PB on all the fishing rods and gear when fishing offshore. Kept them working smooth and free of rust and corrosion.

How do I blame this on crypto mining?

AC Delco electrics were on a constant migration south, whether your vehicle followed or not was on you.

The 60's rocket ship was an absolutely lit example of good iconography. The last gasp logo would have worked better without the name...

Sneaky Pete FTW

Nailed it.

Who is currently struggling and needs a rebrand...

Take a 60 year old and put them in front of a turned off PC and tell them to post something to instagram.

BEST BOOK EVER.

Scorched earth policy. 

2.7% of people didn’t understand the question.

That’s a pretty big I-4, very similar in displacement to trucks with a big T on the front, and that starting price for the pickup better come with more than just 4x4 if they want to compete.

That's a lot of dicks...

Lots of classic cars had this to keep them from being ripped off in the carwash or from small impacts. 

Ooh how about holographic hood ornaments?  Same pedestrian safety and super cool looks.