Rowan Atkinson is my personal hero.

That is a fun and adorable little car that I would love to have...

I’ll tell you where it isn’t.

Girls with short skirts and long jackets. 

The difference that you seem willfully unable to comprehend is that they have been, as the name states, USED. They have been out in the world, under the sun and driving around. The clock on their lifespan has already started ticking. The best you can do is look up how to read date codes and find some that are…

The sidewall holds the pressure in. The pressure holds the car up.

You mean UV damage? Because if you have a tire that cracked from sun exposure it is 100% unsafe to put a load on it and shove it down the interstate.

The vast majority of used tires weren’t put on a car for three weeks then stored in a cool dry place out of the sun and sold for 1/3 price. UV damage is an absolute killer for tire rubber and having deep enough tread is just as important.

Feel free to ride around on Maypops so long as you’re not doing it near me.

The pictured tires are giving me severe anxiety.

Don't forget, more sidewall = better ride and cheaper tires (to a point).  There is literally no downside (unless you are trying to fit over massive brakes but honestly how big do you need in most cars?)

That is a properly sharp ride. There is one around here and I will pick it out of a crowd every time. Good looking from every angle is a hard trick to pull off and it does well.

According to the numbers this is an unpopular opinion...

Not a whole one at least.

Do Jeeps exist without rust?

Pretty tight currently at 50.11/49.89.

I absolutely love the 928, it’s the only Porsche I’ve ever truly wanted.

Not my cup of tea but I think the price is fair. I’d prefer to see it closer to 5k but its a dealer not private sale so that’s to be expected.

Those are such nice looking cars. Congrats!

6V lights are useless unless you put them in a 12V system which makes their lifespan minutes.