So... Antique?

That is a very nice clean truck.

That may explain the higher than average grammatical errors today. 

I still love the looks of the 70's land yachts. I don’t care that they drink fuel like a college frat boy drinks cheap beer. I don’t care that they handle with the same wallowing grace of that frat boy on the walk home.

They wanted to but it wouldn’t start.

Beigemobiles are more interesting than... well whatever that is?

If infinitely more interesting.

Less unless you’re towing the limit.

I’ve had two GWs and besides the 4WD system and the stunning good looks there is nothing to recommend them. Those 360 engines are hot garbage. Useless in cold weather, produce almost no useful power, expensive to maintain.

Holy shit is that the interval for the plugs, injectors and serpentine belt EVERY 30K or just some weird initial service?

This is 100% the right answer. Only fly if you must. 

Same here. That was always a high point of an otherwise milqtoast journey.

I don’t know I personally enjoy those over all other billboards. But we don’t have any here at all and that’s the best number of billboards to have.

Dear god what does that require at 30k to coat that much?

NP.

*Insert obligatory Dodge joke here*

If you drive once a week maybe.

If it was already here sure.

Typical old Jeep build quality...

I started firmly in the NP territory. The more I read and the more pictures I saw slowly drove that down to a reluctant CP.