Can you imagine the kind of person who voluntarily checks the option box for those seats?

*Fever dreams

Haven’t I been inundated on Facebook by Toyota with ads for the manual Corolla Hatchback?

Ahahahahahahaha

Lol no.

That 8V92 will likely outlive most of us.

Worst possible driving scenario is still one that haunts me every winter.

I like it.

Provided you find a place willing to pay you to take their beer.

Point to the part left to part out on the thing, because I don’t see any.

I’d say you overpaid by about $475.

I still think the most amusing bit about Scion was the fact they pushed the marketing towards the younger people and the vast majority of buyers were older folks.

Ahem... rolling “clean” coal, thank you.

I’m probably going to get reamed for this...

BMW I believe does a much darker shade of red, but TBH it’s not my cup of tea.  I’d prefer a different color combination all together.

Can we just all have a good hearty chuckle at the trumpet-esque exhaust tips?

What really gets me is that somewhere there is someone who has convinced a person with a bank account to keep funding these ads because they MUST work if people parody them.....

This is a good example of the ONLY car that can get away with it (though you could make the case for any prancing horse).

So... The interior color.

The alternator does charge them but only when the truck is running. This keeps hours off the engine when it’s sitting on a site for weeks at a time. Makes parking it and using the lift much easier.