I’m probably going to get reamed for this...

BMW I believe does a much darker shade of red, but TBH it’s not my cup of tea.  I’d prefer a different color combination all together.

Can we just all have a good hearty chuckle at the trumpet-esque exhaust tips?

What really gets me is that somewhere there is someone who has convinced a person with a bank account to keep funding these ads because they MUST work if people parody them.....

This is a good example of the ONLY car that can get away with it (though you could make the case for any prancing horse).

So... The interior color.

The alternator does charge them but only when the truck is running. This keeps hours off the engine when it’s sitting on a site for weeks at a time. Makes parking it and using the lift much easier.

Nope it’s a NoCo Genius (their biggest one) and it was worth every penny of the $300 it cost on Amazon (they go for $200-350 right now). The have ones from 3/4 amp up to the 26 amp I have (I also have a 3.5A for smaller batteries). Great for constant use and never overcharges the battery.

I don't think that would hit 60 in freefall. 

This.

With almost no weight over the steering tires I think this would be properly deadly at highway speeds.

Durango and reliable.... two words that only belong in a sentence together if the word “not” appears between them.

I totally read that as “Toxic Yellow Pearl” and if I’m honest I think that’s a better fit.

Just curious, are all these carbon fiber trim bits REPLACING existing, likely slightly heavier bits... Or are we gluing new bits of lightweight crap on to make it LOOK lighter and sportier?

That 20-point increase doesn’t strike me as the difference between a 7% loan and a 4% loan. 

Audi about 45 minutes after the warranty runs out.

The test is to show real-world torque applications by putting the engine at a disadvantage and making it work to go.

That "little wing on the trunk lid" is just the tv antenna. 

Maaaaaybe the person driving the bus should have their license pulled?

Does the same on Firefox and Chrome on Windows.