"the five POUNDS bongs each boast different special features like ice catchers, down-stem diffusers, and “triple-stacked honeycomb and turbine percolators” that you can drone on about while your guests wait for you to pass it already."

Sean O'Neal's turned into a pot version of my mom, bitching about how much things cost these days. In this case, bongs.

Sorry, @fartsandwich and @sandwichoffarts, but this account has upped the ante:
https://twitter.com/shartsa…

Truly sublime.

A reply to this article from Mr. George Carlin: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

That's right, when he was coming to get her.

Oh, yeah, forgot about Bub. And the first zombie.

I went to school in Pittsburgh and my college rented out dorm space to the Pittsburgh Filmmakers school. A buddy of mine told me Night of the Living Dead made him want to become a filmmaker (he works now making commercials, promotional films, etc), and had a cool reason for why it stuck in his brain. He said that as a…

The little girl killing her mother was genuinely horrifying. Also, I think that's the only instance of a zombie using a weapon?

It would be so perfect if you were dating someone named Barbara to take her for a drive through there.

Cake Boss is blocking out Heynong Man. WTF.

A life lesson I've picked up…God help you is someone who has built a strong reputation does anything terrible to you, because you're pretty much fucked. That was really driven home around here to me in State College during the Sandusky mess.

Pittsburgh has become sort of Furry Central, and it started when I lived there. For the most part, they like Pittsburgh because people are cool to them. The only bad thing I've ever heard was the one hotel had to ask them to stop leaving behind their used litter boxes because really, who wants to clean up after that.…

One of my favorite memories while living in Pittsburgh was meeting Romero at an event. Nice man.

I tried growing dill in my herb garden for the first time, and surprised how much I enjoy fresh dill.

Lukefisk…I have a friend who is Scandinavian and he hates the stuff. They break it out around the holidays and he just never found the taste for it.

New headline for this piece:

No kidding.

"Hahaaha what a shitty year the 90s were the worst"

Don't tell your Father.