No wonder that third demon looks so annoyed while taking a shit. First I thought he had hemorrhoids but I realized he has to hold up his tail while shitting, which I can imagine would be annoying.

I remember footage of McDowell in full makeup with a cigarette holder mugging for the camera like FDR. Good stuff.

Same with us. I saw it at a friend's house on TV when I was 10 in 1977, with no idea of the ending. We were having a rollicking good time with the "DAMN DIRTY APE" stuff but that ending had us all silenced.

And by the way, Heston got the shit beat out of him making this movie. Dragged around, etc.

I remember watching the original when I was like 10 years old in 1977 with about 4-5 of my buddies, and we just about died when Heston growled "GET YOUR STINKIN PAWS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE". I mean, he brought down the room (my buddy's living room, that is). We said it to each other for like weeks, and given some…

What if I put a hot dog in a grilled cheese sandwich…is it still a grilled cheese sandwich?

Both sides in this issue are wrong and stupid and I say that because I enjoy getting people worked up over trivial shit on the Internet.

I store the giant haul of onions I get out of my garden each year in the fridge and that really seems to help a great deal. The one variety I grow that I like a lot really puts out the tear gas, without chilling it it's really hard to cut.

They'll likely end up tasting bland. A lot of times any sort of hybrid that's bred for something aesthetic like appearance or this will end up losing a lot of flavor. The seeded watermelons and heirloom tomatoes I grow in my garden are far far superior to anything in the grocery store.

Delta is going to be sued by a delicious Tex-Mex breakfast dish? 2017 is AMAZING!

I thought it was pronounced like that. I've obviously never heard their name stated before.

I like what I hear of them. I know there's a Wilson Phillips thing but I find their music not quite as generic as Wilson Phillips. They're also pretty good musicians. I know some find the bass player's weird faces annoying but I kind of like it. There's so much image-conscious be-a-sexed-up-princess gloss on female…

What about Jonah Hill in Superbad?

That's a pretty good assessment. One of the things I liked about the movie was Michael was not just a shallow conniving asshole, and Troy wasn't a super nice guy.

Yeah. My best friend growing up was miserable when his parents' marriage was dissolving. When they divorced, soon after he was much happier. The thing is, it's hard enough to get one person to be like what nmiller7192 is advocating, much less two. Many human beings aren't cut out for it.

Bender was the funniest thing in the movie. That said, my theory is the only reason he fist-pumped at the end of the movie was he got a free earring. As for the hot minute, Claire got teased beyond belief the Monday after Saturday detention, was a social pariah, and broke up with Bender, whose creepy lurking around…

This is a disgusting post, and fucking funny. All the upvotes to you, sir.

I cannot believe that Andrew McCarthy and Molly Ringwald in Pretty in Pink didn't get some love. My then girlfriend and I got into such an argument over that after seeing the movie, and lots of people have debated that ever since. Ducky all the way, motherfuckers.

Also to be fair, we have a much larger target.

They remind me of something I used to love as a kid. My family would go to Ocean City MD for vacations and we'd stop at these gas station restaurants to eat. They always had the best fried chicken. Don't know if that's how Royal Farms got started.