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"The 70s really were a fucking insane and messy time. Did you know that there were over 70 domestic terrorist attacks in 1975 alone? That planes were hijacked here and abroad on an almost weekly basis?"

I wonder what nice thing he bought with the money given to him by the pharm companies to resurrect that old "pot is a gateway drug" chestnut as the reason for the opiate epidemic?

I want it just for the shit show that will break out in review article comment sections.

I order a burger medium well in restaurants. Never would do a steak like that but with burgers, you're right. If you can't make a burger medium well without drying it out you probably should do something else.

Makes a very nice steak salad.

They cut off a finger and a child grows from that. Fortunately Huck regenerates a new finger.

I really hope CNN doesn't back down from James "Someone Please Punch Me My Face Begs for It" O'Keefe. Hopefully they don't fold like a cheap tent like with ACORN, and instead note that if you fight the guy, he often loses. And he's so full of shit. The only big fan of his that I personally know is a guy I work with

He's head of the new cabinet office Trump created, The Department of Tits. No word on where the Secretary of Tits falls on line of succession.

There's so much good TV right now it's hard to keep up, and I never thought I'd say that 15 years ago.

Might be a little too new? But I agree. It's better than I thought, and the cast is fantastic.

TRIGGER WARNING PLEASE

If you want true over the top 80s style, look no further than Bud's apartment in the movie Wall Street.

I thought it was a solid slasher film until the "twist"

Haim and eggs

"Honey, what's wrong? You seem angry and really upset…are you okay?"

There's a local guy who sells it, different varieties. Pretty good stuff.

Both sides are just as bad and it's not like someone who threatened to shoot Hillary Clinton last year is in the White House today for a bill signing.

I don't mind them but loose-meat sandwiches make me think one day someone didn't feel like putting a lot of effort into lunch to the point where they did even get up the gumption to make burger patties or add a can of sloppy joe sauce and just threw some ground meat into the frying pan and said fuck it.