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Spill the beans, Alger. Is it or is it not true that you've bought vagina rocks off Goop?

*Steve Bannon lets out an evil cackle, drinks his fourth scotch on the rocks of the day*

OH MY GOD I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME DUDE

Mildly precocious nine-year-old? Like one from an 80s/90s sitcom?

Or maybe tang.

I have a theory that Goop is Gwyneth Paltrow making bets with friends over what she can convince the more gullible women to do.

I know what you mean.

I laugh hard at Jack Black's Walking on Sunshine scene in "High Fidelity." I feel the same way about the song. I remember people used to slag on them for being a Pretenders ripoff.

It's always funny to me how FURIOUS some people get during the holidays if you dare suggest that song might be a little date rape-y. I placate them by then suggesting that "Sleigh Ride Together" is about a serial killer taking his victims to a secluded area to kill them.

A few years after that came out, the Boy Band craze reminded us just how good we had it with Mmmbop.

I remember Rolling Stone in their music briefs section back in the 80s wrote something like "The 20/20 Hindsight and a Mirror Award goes to Duran Duran's Simon LeBon, who during a BBC interview dismissed A-Ha as nothing more than 'pretty boys with glossy videos.'" That song and video was pretty damn good.

And REALLY press that finger hard into the synth. I mean, put all your effort into it.

Ha, we posted basically the same thing on Golden Earring. MTV really had "Twighlight Zone" on heavy rotation. Maybe a younger writer wouldn't realize that.

I know the term "one-hit wonder" is not really fair to bands who have been at a while, but Melt with You by Modern English is such a great song.

I thought the same thing, like Walter and Vietnam in The Big Lebowski. A while ago a question about when The War on Drugs' next album was coming out devolved into a debate over the superiority of Kid A over Amnesiac and that was pretty much it for me.

Of course it's okay to be light-headed and silly sometimes! That's what I tell my coworkers when they look in my cubicle and ask why I spin around in my office chair and then stand up fast!

WELL WELL LOOK AT MR. PERFECT MCPERFECTFACE OVER HERE !!!!

It wasn't bad. I imagined CerseLannister with a container of Jello pudding dancing around while he/she typed it.

Bravo, RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan2…BRAVO!