Yeah. Me too.

"Okay, everyone, listen up…first you become a respected standup comic. Then produce and appear in a beloved 1970s cartoon about your childhood in Philly that features a jolly fat kid. Then you get a endorsement deal for a snack that kids love, like maybe pudding or something. Make sure you dance around and make silly…

What I really think should happen is every time someone talks about the First Amendment outside of government interference of speech, the person saying it and their parents experience three hours of kidney stone pain.

I get what you're saying but there are people with journalism degrees working at The AV Club. And Salon. And Vox. And so on.

Oh God, Shakespeare would have been an awful journalist. Way too flowery.

This is the bottom line:

It's toe. I work as a writer/editor and I've had this battle, sadly with college professors.

The Dems tried to trick Trumpers into thinking he was Jared Kushner.

So so many burning hot takes on social and regular media that likely will be rendered meaningless in a few months. Hell, Trump could make them irrelevant with one Tweet. Or something ends up being bad for the Dems.

SC's race should be a red flag for the GOP.

He has an expression that sort of looks like he just read a really bullshit letter.

I don't get what's so staggeringly difficult here for FOMO. Just say you're not into her and maybe they can find someone together. If she gets upset, then it's a big red flag. Unless there's something between the lines, which Dan seems to allude to as a possibility in the last sentence.

The more I read it the more I don't get the letter. How about, you know, just saying "I'm not really into her, so maybe we can try finding someone else together?" Like a lot of these letters, there seems to be something missing here, which Dan alludes to in the last sentence as a possibility. If she gets mad, then…

Yes. I work in higher ed and even at this level, universities are hyper-scared of lawsuits.

I agree with you, the falling-in-love-in-one-day thing is stupid but it's an action movie trope. The action sequences are pretty good, and I think the townhall scene as the volcano starts to erupt is well done.

She loved that whole thing on HDTGM about Kine watching it in a hotel room while in Australia but she said she never was that bad.

Yes! Is the attic supposed to be some other dimension that's not explained well or is it just a fuckup?

Well, they probably want to get an idea of what might happen in the future to their south.

FOMO needs to be careful because his girlfriend probably realizes there are tons of guys who would consider a woman who wants to have threesomes to be their dreamgirl.

Here's the thing…if this kid's teachers would try to teach him about leadership, they'd catch hell for not focusing on testing.