I dunno, I just rewatched the trailer and yeah the effects look terrible and the plot is probably shite but...I want to get high and watch it right now.

A Zelda game is never late. Nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

Newfags can’t Triforce

Contrast!

Enhance!

The “h” is not only silent, it also doesn’t exist.

Don’t play it with the lights off? But that’s the correct way to play it...

Don’t play it with the lights off? But that’s the correct way to play it...

Cargo:

Sony made good use of the reveal to great effect however. Everyone remembers the mic drop for the PS4, but for me, the words “$299" followed by the spokeperson leaving were the most epic thing in forever. We’ll never, ever see stuff like that again.

Oh my god this video just made me realize: the second the master sword breaks every nerd is just going to have a collective panic attack.

Then you get to enjoy it all over again later!

At a father of two lovable scamps, the main advantage I see here is that you will be able to just trow that virtual baby out of the window. It definitely could have a therapeutic use.

Do you lose if you drop the Switch on its head in the crying baby game?

“It gets stuttery when it used to be buttery,” notorious snack eater Mike Fahey said.

Please remember that the employees are just trying to put food in their mouths, they’re not the bad guys.

the space military, duh

7 must be Machoke.

Not even 15, only 13 million so far :(

Good thing it didn’t get him in the family joules.

Weak