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That’s some pretty good Steelers cosplay.

Scouts say Reid has great quick-twitch muscle, and Lane is a natural athelete. The scouts are split on Kaepernick, some saying he athletically gifted, some believing he is a student of the game. All agree he was raised a grinder.

Sharp lines...

Chris Sale has two games where he went 14K/0 BB. Of course, the Sox lost both of them.

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story

Why couldn’t 2016 just take the guy from Spin Doctors instead?

I eat my steaks medium rare, but I want to die half way through a medium rare burger. Especially if you go to one of those fancy burger places with the gigantic patties. That shit is usually just past raw in the middle and the last few bites are a goddamn chore. Switched to medium for burgers about 2 years ago and

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

“He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a slimy con man.”

I’m starting* to think Trump is a pathological liar. He constantly lies about trivial things, his lies are instantly and easily exposed, yet he continues on as if nothing happened. Take for instance all the supposed speakers at the convention. Right after he says Big Ben and Tebow will be there, it’s immediately shot

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

Macaroni and Cheese still tastes as good as it did when I was five. Right out of the box too. None of that fancy shit.

When someone hits you high causing damage to your eye
That’s Amar’e
When your skin starts to shine like you’ve bathed in red wine
That’s Amar’e

How do you smash a plastic bottle?

Would it be a Cardinal sin to give him a Viking funeral?

Oh no...Michael Jordan is going to be sad if this happens. I wish there were some visual depiction that I could share to show you how sad.

Rocky HIV