The Seahawks covered the 14.5 point spread by 11.5 points while the under of 43 still covered by 17. It boggles the mind.

I know what the NFLPA bargained for and received, and that does not include guaranteed contracts. I admit this is silly, but this is what they got when they had the chance to bargain a new agreement. I don’t care about what the Seahawks, or any other NFL team for that matter, can and can’t afford to lose. My point is…

It either seems like Manziel is a detestable fucking prick or the Browns are bumbling fucks.

I guess he ordered a Fucking Piece Of Shit

The feed went out on Cubs game, how did Pirates score second run??? This is infinitely more important.

Yikes, looks like the rumors that Gisele and Tom are on the rocks are true. It’s gotten so bad that he wants her deported.

Bold statement.

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.

Gosh, with this happening so close to the start of the season, how will they recover in time to finish in the top 13 of the Big 10?

Charlie Batch

I hate that I get this.

Hmmmm....if Griffin ends up missing a significant chunk of time, I can’t decide whether that takes Washington from a 3-win team to a 4-win team, or from a 3-win team to a 2-win team.

“But Harbaugh”, asked reporters, “what of illegals on our shores?”
“12 to 15 million, all working class or poor,
What shall we tell the teeming masses yearning at our door?”
Quoth the Ravens, “never more.”

Do you huff spray paint or dust off?

Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever skipped a question in a Funbag, but I breezed right through that question about Magic Cards.

Beckman’s

Don't you mean bonkres?

In his 1024 games to date, LaTroy Hawkins has 9 plate appearances and has gone 0 for 8 with a sacrifice bunt and 7 strikeouts. Since I’m pretty much in despair about the Mets ever doing well, my new goal in baseball is for LaTroy Hawkins to get a hit.

So out of character to see a McCoy holding onto a grudge like this.

21 + A Must