"We all want him on the Mavs." I thought that the response to the first article about his release made it pretty clear where we want him, and it's on the Knicks.

The world needs Josh Smith on the Knicks this Christmas.

It was my least favorite New Glarus. http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/new-glarus-spo…

Cory efferson.

Apples are generally great, except for Red Delicious apples which are mealy, soft, disgusting garbage.

Ya because the bible is so much more credible than Wikipedia

Amar'e should probably be hanging out with people who aren't known to make men weak in the knees.

His skills haven't declined enough yet.

Josh Smith countered by throwing up a no-look 30 ft jumper.

If Fire is saving babies locked in cars, what the fuck are Earth and Wind doing?

There's going to be very stylish, homeless person here where i live in Brazil.
He's getting a Cutler jersey for sure.

I've defended him a whole bunch to a whole lot of people who disliked him (for the wrong reasons like -body language- and -bitch face-). But if you're a bears QB and you can't beat the packers, you…

@CoachLovie

If being bald and unable to put on muscle meant you had cancer, the Hasselbeck brothers would've died 15 years ago.

this post contains every one of my least successful pickup lines.

As mentioned above, it's best to sit at the bar when eating dinner alone. Besides not hogging a table or have someone steal your extra chair, the bar usually has a TV with sports on, and of course that's also where all the booze is.

Shitting at work is a goddamned inalienable right. I'm pretty sure that's why we have unions.

A team forfeiting a league title after a tragic school shooting, this is what happens in Obama's America.

He's fulfilling her Catholic schoolboy fetish.

The Shanghai Sharks' Big Three of Michael Beasley, Yao Ming, and Delonte West is the best Big Three that ever was.