I bet you’re one of those charming Gamers who also clucks their tongue that Smash Ultimate is just a ‘port with some extras’ because of some amorphous, constantly shifting measure of what gets to count as a sequel*

Warmind the worst ever? Man do I heartily disagree with that. That is pure hyperbole. Also, literally every expansion Destiny has ever released has you visit older planets during because the whole solar system is part of the story. I think it’d be god awful if you “beat” the EDZ or Titan and never had a reason to come…

Simple fact is... for all the people who loathe grind and want it to go away, there are an equal number of gamers who need it, or they’ll get bored and whine that there’s “nothing to do.”

The Loaded Question quest shown above is actually not part of Black Armory. It’s one of season 5's pinnacle quests from the Vanguard and accessible for those that don’t own season pass. It’s supposed to be super grindy since it should last the whole season.

Freaky Portal In The World’s Largest Game, Which Is Famous For Highly Elaborate ARG-Like Updates, Starts Shooting Lightning Randomly And Will Undoubtedly Lead To A Major New Development In The Meta-Story Of, Once Again We Stress, A Game More Popular Than Jesus

I know. It’s pretty silly that we report heavily on this massive pop-cultural powerhouse with millions of players.

Sounds like an arse, and I’m sorry that that’s how he chose to live his life. I hope he was able to reflect, and perhaps grow beyond some of this type of behaviour.

Is now REALLY the fucking time for this?