I always thought it was Fruit Punch Gatorade for similar reasons. Trees need electrolytes to help them recover from the burn ‘cause they exercised too hard.

I always just assumed it was Red Brawndo, and it had electrolytes, which is what fire craves.

Democrats use race as a shield, a trump card, an excuse, and a reason - and yet rarely for the right one at the right time.

I mean, the party that can’t beat Trump and is polling even with Moore is just... it’s so sad.

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

This is a cheap, obvious joke that I appreciate very much.

*King Leer

If you don’t count her loudly flapping her gums on the teevee promoting Obama birtherism, dismissing and defending her husband’s admission of sexual assault, suing internet nobodies for saying mean things about her, threatening to sue her supporters for saying nice things about her, and cavalierly costing taxpayers…

Aside from her fictional college degree and the plagiarized speech- which, I suppose, are small potatoes in the scheme of things.

#12 “I was riiight on the fence of caring about black people but since my feelings got hurt online, they’re on their own” guy

Someone was mean to you on the internet so now you don’t care about racism?

If someone making fun of you makes you stop caring about an entire race of people, you never cared about them in the first place. Fuck off racist asshole.

If being the butt of a joke makes you not want to be a decent person, then you were never a decent person to begin with.

Almost like the first step isn’t to call yourself an ally.

News flash, asshole: if something this minor makes you decide to “stop being a good person”, you were never a good person. You were never an ally, you were never decent, and you were never not a racist.

For starters, don’t come into a Black-oriented forum and complain that the articles don’t speak directly to you.

#8.5: The “if you’re not talking directly to me and giving me specifically individualized instructions on not being a piece of shit, then you’re being counterproductive and I’m just going to keep being a racist (but I always was going to just keep being a racist anyway)“ guy.

This is your daily reminder that it is American as fuck to punch the shit out of scumbag Nazis.

There’s having an opinion on something, and then there’s investing your self-worth into something then having it feel like a personal insult whenever someone criticises that thing.

Yes.