All the times “Yas Queen” has been uttered, should have been saved for now.

Maybe you should stop arguing emotion and go read the 14th Amendment. All kids born here are US citizens. The. End.

Also, I love how men are so bad at picking up social cues in an “aw shucks, can’t help it” way when it comes to this, but AMAZING at it when it comes to being police, judges, inspectors, politicians, business people—-basically any place where such skills translate into actual money and don’t involve boners, men are…

My brother is a fan of telling them his computer will take a while to connect then he plays a YouTube video of dial up modem sounds. Fllowed by a soccer horn.

Forget tatami, walking inside at all with shoes on is disgusting. I don’t want all that crap outside tracked all over my nice floors.

Oh, man, my brother-in-law does this too. Basically, he feels he can say the grossest racist stuff because he had a black roommate for a short time in college (in the late 70s). I always try to challenge him and say, “let’s get that dude on the phone and you can tell him that joke”, but he thinks I am joking and just…

okay but what about the one where it’s just a long con to get the kid to the White House so he can assassinate the president? because that’s a thing.

I’d love to have a peek at Tom Hiddleston’s Crimson Peak, but that’s because my interest is piqued, not peeked or peaked.

That’s amazing and very illuminating.

That lie was DISGUSTING. And fuck the moderator & “fact checkers” for not calling that bullshit out right away. I know they’re doing it for ratings & didn’t want to seem too anti-republican (read honest/intelligent) by bringing up the bullshit they said but that went waaaaay too far. The media would rather give these…

To be fair, there were Arabic numberals on the clock....