I had a family friend who claimed his good black buddy Earl had no problem with the word “nigger”. I offered him a substantial amount of money if he would conference me in on a phone call in which he called his good black buddy a nigger.

“At least it’s a fruit pie!” Not bad, Anita.

I’m kind of horrified that a 13-year-old can be such an accomplished manipulator already. That’s kind of psycho.

CAME A-RUNNIN’ to make the same comment.

OMG my FACE after she told that whopper!!

Well, you have to have something ready in the breach. Can’t expect a man to go unsexed.