Seeing things like these makes me wish I were clever.

I bet you could fart at least.

Tell us what it really says because no one here can read.

If the cops arrest you for jay walking and tell you to strip, don't. Make them tear your clothes off. Or do it then shit on the floor.

Wasn't there a Japanese one called "Bukaki Aki" or is that just a myth?

It looks like the campus of Greendale.

I don't know. Sounds like paradise to me.

Why not just get the homeless to pull them?

They forgot Greasy, Grimy, Sleazy, Slimy and Scum.

Four legged-Chinese chicken. Sounds so dirty.

"Microsoft Built This Ridiculous Windows-Powered Retromod Mustang" So it's bloated, slow and inefficient?

Looks like rolling probable cause for a stop.

Oh great! Now I'm hungry for a lollipop!

Yeah her mom was pretty hot.

How did mommy get pregnant? Ida Know!

"Live Free or Die" unless you're a woman I guess.

When I saw St. Petersburg, I assumed it was Florida.

They are as smart as humans.

I'm waiting for the day that one human fart will power a city the size of Denver for a year

Well Rush is an old-fashioned sort of guy- he should not be surprised if some gentleman knocks his teeth down his throat.