So men who abandon their kids will be criminally prosecuted?

I always wondered if a clockwork mechanism could power a house. If it was up high enough- you could get in a giant wheel to wind it.

I'm an about to be 49 year old guy. On my 25th birthday a 32 year old woman asked me out. we've been together ever since. Just do it.

What ever happened to Tog'l? Had those back in the very early 70's.

Whoa, look at all that cube gleaming.

Pretty sure a lot of those dudes simply found a good excuse finally to dress up like girls.

Didn't Willis fight the Gooch on Diff'rent Strokes?

Wasn't she in Family Guy? Sitting on the invisible toilet in her plane.

The Swash 1000 Bidet Toilet Seat Review: This Will Change the Way You Poop? I plan to keep using my butt hole!

So you ride yourselves over the fields and

Somewhat related, for many, many years the Union Pacific Museum in Omaha had a pair of shoes on display made from the skin of a hanged robber.

I remember when the Rolling Stones album "Black and Blue" came out in 1976. The ads featured beaten women then.

Lucky Hobbit holes!

I think she goes by Bailey Jay now?

He's great on Terriers too, but that was cancelled.

LEGO! Making amputation fun!!

Umm..Pretty sure those are Dementors.

They did it dino-style of course. BTW how did they fit on the Ark? Also if they did it on the Ark I imagine that would have caused problems.

I'm not surprised they saved her life 'cause they're doin' wonders for me!

Anyone else read Paleofeces as palefaces?