With religion a close third.

Oozing explanet? Sounds like Urectum.

Now what was she saying?

I totally love Emma Caulfield. She was underutilized however.

Most women would say it's still a complete mystery to me.

It looks like Darth Vader's butt-plug.

Frugalo? Sounds like a cheap Insane Clown Posse fan.

And the reply would be, "something mommy gets at the spa"

Careful Lindsay, that's how they got Capone!

"TSA Insists Cupcake Icing Could Be Fatal" ...to your waistline maybe! Oh snap!

We're swearin' on the moon

The Hovering Poo Germs. I used to listen to them back in the late seventies.

I expected giant butt cheeks.

The snake-head design motif should have been their first clue.

At least nobody used the old standby "But I poop from there"!

It's sick and wrong but I love that movie! It's got Ellen "it's all gushy" Page and I love her.

I've stumbled upon lolhobbits I think.

A whole year?! I can't wait that long!

Is Pubic Hair Coming Back Into Fashion? It never went out of fashion at my house.

Use metagame in a sentence. I never met a game I didn't like.