This is what happens when one's Hox genes are screwed up?

Well what else would you expect from the land of Bachmann??

"Saudi Religious Police behead woman for witchcraft"... American Christians said to be jealous...

I'm so glad Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. Now she'll never be lonely again.

What about the "ching-chong, ting-tong, ling-long" girl?

He had a heart attack and the family made the mistake of calling a cyber-ambulance.

The first thing I do when I sit down on a plane is put in earplugs. You'd be surprised at how much it helps.

Why shouldn't fascism be fun?

Indeed my underwear changes colors already, provided I don't change it for several days.

Wow then that is really one for the bank!

Just say "No, I don't need to eat these potatoes, but the potatoes need me to eat them."

"The best part of waking up is Folgers up your butt"

What ever happened to Fisto? Went on to a career in porn?

I was once touched by an angel. At least he said he was an angel.

Hey I hear you're interested in a time-share. Give me a call for your free no obligation gift!

I would much rather have Community. Also, Addams family rules!

11. Animals always do it outside.

Japan has blowjob parlors?

I wonder about the view from Uranus.

The bigger question is why the monotheistic religions hate women so much.