We're whalers of the moon..

More like Wonderskank.

I smell a lawsuit. Hope she wins!

The size of Trenton but a much nicer place to live.

How does one measure an anus? A bungometer?

That is sad because said elephant was responsible for 98% of the art produced in the state.

I remember Mr. Wizard doing this in a matchbox.

It looks like he has a complete set of Harry Potter books.

I figured it was something like that but I was too lazy to look it up.

Aren't they singing the pie jesu from Andrew Lloyd Webber's Requiem? Figures-schlock in both cases.

Is he still hangin' meat? I mean plastic!

...and continued to stuff said patient thereafter.

Don't fans call the team the twinkies??

Hot 50 year old twins? ...must not fap...

Slowpoke Rodriguez' gunshot suicide?

And she hired Bobby Trendy!

No, it's jizzy-belle

No but I once saw a sign in a Chinese laundry that said "Two Wongs will make it white".

Won't someone please think of the facials!

The Batshitcrazymobile