In other news the Tennessee Medical schools will only be allowed to teach the demon theory of disease.

Isn't he still alive?

Nope, it's called I need to take a dump and there's no toilet around.

Especially for you!!

Mostly T-Girls do.

They were just trying to get laid.

Giant dong my ass! (No that is not a command)

Wouldn't that be outbox?

Then blame immigrants for higher Bear Patrol-related taxes!

I don't know about Pam. She has man hands!

One where you get her in the butt, one where she gets you in the butt...

Do the Brits call them "zedbras"?

Does anyone know when Diablo 3 will be released?

Diablo 3. Just bought it online from the deposed prince of Nigeria.

Now Reese knows what porn stars have to endure. At least a little bit.

Coffee is better. Makes you poop.

Aren't some women born with no vagina or boobs but they do have cocks. I saw it on the internet.

Wouldn't divorce need to be outlawed to protect marriage? Not gonna' happen I know but the fact that the haters don't try just shows that they aren't serious about protecting marriage but are simply hateful bigots.

Omaha Film Festival?

I predict human caviar next. It will be really expensive though.