Anyone who has sex with that guy deserves to have had sex with that guy.

@RisaPlata: !

Won't someone please think of the butt babies!!

@CaptainJack: Try again, it will work. Like the clumsy Mohel said, "It won't be long now"

That still photo looks like the beginning of the end of a senior gonzo film (assuming they exist).

@ChimneySwift: Best Emma ever was Kate Beckinsale!!

@1girl: And her baby oil is pressed from real babies!

Star? Hardly, Actress yes. Or is everyone in a movie now a "Star".

Romulus Linney should have won an award for best name!

@Vermontboy: Best orgasm ever!

Mission Control: We need you to check out a "fap, fap fap" sound.

Blowed up real good...

The model shows the proper position employees must take when dealing with management

@Phrosty: I like how you can see the scare on her arm where the birth control implant used to be.

They look like Clyde and Clyde.

I'm so old that when I saw this my first thought was "look at all the pretty mouse pads".

Where's the Coon?