That’s bar none, the second best stunt I’ve ever seen done in GTA V.

I’ve heard several versions of that story. The first one was probably told five minutes after cruise control was invented.

Sorry but the woman who was driving the car that actually stuck and killed the woman is the one responsible for paying attention to the fucking road. The other drivers were gone; that does not absolve anyone else coming upon the scene of the accident from the responsibilities inherent in driving, i.e. not running over…

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Paging McMike!

I want to jam a tree branch into one of the wheels on his bike, then when he falls, I want to knee him in the nuts. What a dickbag. I hope he trips on a Yugo.

I was trying to find a way to incorporate “GT” into “limousine” but it’s stupid hard...now I just have this lame comment to show for it.

Limousine.

The only good bug is a dead bug

I would like to know more.

He’s doing his part...are you?

In his defense, I’m pretty sure he killed the bedbugs.

The non-lethal style was as slow as you made it. I played non-lethal and it was a frantic menagerie of sprinting and darts and blinking out of sight of guards. Don’t criticize the game design for your boring playstyle.

I bet Wrong feels like a fucking idiot right now.

You must know my gf.

Holy Fuck you're right. Maybe he was running towards a loaded cannon. Better put 8 rounds in him just be sure.

4 on 4 , 3 on 3 - fingers crossed

I literally scrolled down here for this joke as soon as I read the title. Knew I wouldn’t be disappointed.

Better solution: Superchargers

Scouts?