After reading Jalopnik for 3 years, I finally feel like I have something worth contributing as my first ever comment. (TL;DR: It's a funny story, read it if you have a minute).

One of my favorites is twincharging. That's when you pair a turbocharger with a supercharger. It has both things. It's like eating ice cream on your waffles. Magical.

Did you just call that black guy an ape?

Take it on the chin and continue on. No need to get your feathers so ruffled from a video. Grow some skin.

Soooo...yeah...Anybody else want to bang the Asian chick?

If people weren't so obsessed with the celebrity worship culture, there wouldn't be any papparazzi.

it should be illegal to do what most of the papparazzi does. it's straight up stalking and invasion of privacy, etc. i am not going to act like i am not a consumer but jesus h christ.

Honda s2000 with 100-150k miles can be had for this price

On second thought, buying him that Pinto wasn't such a great idea.

You could buy Michigan with $300,000.

I miss Kari.

Who makes the sheets for these things?

I'm not sure how to feel about this post without at least one hyphen in there.

OHHHHH SNAPPPPPPPPPPP, THE RARELY SEEN BUT ALWAYS DREADED "$KAY FRY!"

Wow I should add that to the story

Read the intro:

baseball pays way too well for what it is

Why does my car need such an extreme angle in reverse? I'm pretty sure I could reverse from A to B without going into the 2nd lane.

Wait, their "best pictures" are from a guy using a point-and-shoot? A guy who went all the way to South America to the Dakar Rally for journalistic purposes, to use a point-and-shoot? Like where they're staring at a screen like a tourist?