I was all NP until that last pic. What's with the saggy bumper?

None of them. I would never recommend a car to a non-car person again. Shit goes wrong with the car or they just don’t like it, then it’s somehow on me.

If they knew how to build cars that were as strong as the motors, they would be called General Automobiles.

Maybe this is one of those ugly ass old cars with an insane cult following, like the Buick Riviera?

GM seems to have discovered the only source of interior plastic worse than what Chrysler uses.

I got a Lyft to the airport in a new Gladiator. The woman told me it was $66,000.   I would have guessed half that.  Stellantis has a customer base of rubes.  

We must have a “Twilight Zone/Mirror Universe” Kia dealership near me (OH) because we’ve bought 4  Kias from them and every time it’s been pretty painless- I’m happy to be an outlier!

Any Chevy. GM’s interiors in general are a joke, but Chevy in particular makes you feel like you’re sitting in a product designed for a developing market. I don’t want to pay US car prices for an Indonesian driving experience.

When you have the emotional intelligence of a toddler, it’s hard work coming up with words to describe how someone might be feeling.

You forgot that that friend, the real smart guy, had tears in his eyes when he called. Always tears in their eyes, for some reason. 

A lot of easy answers.

So many I can’t just pick one.

A friend, real smart guy, called me up to tell me it was the biggest win he’d seen. This guy knows big wins. You know the democrats never win like this. Sure, they win sometimes. But never like this. In fact no one has ever won like this before.

This is low hanging fruit, but I recently discouraged a friend from buying a Tesla.

Now that the brand I recommend to never consider is taken (Stellantis), I’m going to recommend brands I wouldn’t consider new just because the dealers suck.

Tesla, especially CyberTruck

Two were trucks that were used like trucks, so I gave them a pass. Then my two minivans that did nothing but transport a load of children convinced me that it might not be user error 🤣

Trump would call that a landslide victory ahah

As long as you’re ready for the inevitable eye-watering upkeep costs, this looks good to go. NP.

It looks good, reasonable miles, well equipped, and a California car? I hit the NP! It's a San Francisco treat!