Long and interesting article. Matty putting in work.

So... I’m reading this article... and it’s a low-volume, low-buck magazine from the early 1990s, that looks like it’s from the early 1970s. But it’s just a ‘90s magazine. I mean... I’ve got all of my magazines from my teens boxed up in the basement (6 different car magazines a month from 1984 through 1990ish). Not as…

Repulsive little twat.

I hope his insurance doesn’t cover this.

Another unusably fast, unobtainably expensive supercar that will almost exclusively be purchased by middle eastern oil barons and stored indefinitely with delivery miles in a sealed warehouse. The writeup/article is good and I don’t want to discount that, but man it is hard to care about new releases like this.

The Emperor has no clothes, I bet you licked his boots clean though 

No one who ignores Zuck promoting white supremacy and helping facilitate genocide but still wants to know why you don’t like the guy is asking in good faith or worth arguing with.

No, this guy is a dorkus maximus.

The richest man in the world is the king of dorks.

What I’m taking away from all of this is that you wrote this article to get this reaction so you could use a comic that you like. Clever!

They tried pepper spray? They were in stabby range because they moved to be within stabby range.

I actually did some training on a very similar system to FATS back around 2015 or so. I did well until a hostage scenario presented. I proceeded to shoot the flight attendant between the eyes when the perp lunged. It was a sobering experience for sure. This was during a time period where I was practicing pistol skills…

Well ya know, if you let criminals go free, you’re just sending a message that we don’t care anymore.  Or something.

I attended one of these “educate the public about police use of force” things a few years ago. Many of the other people there bought into it and were like “ah, yes, I see why you totally have to shoot people in a situation like this.” What those people were missing was the fact that the “situation like this” was an…

I had a similar experience when doing some “spring cleaning” in my lab in grad school. It was mostly uneventful, but I found a box, about 9 inches on a side, unopened, that had a delivery date of 1994. This was in ~2013, mind you. It even had my boss’s name as the addressee, because it was back when he didn’t have…

When I worked in clothing retail, I (an introvert) would beg to spend large chunks of my shifts managing inventory and dressing the store, rather than aggressively upselling our customers. One day I was reorganizing the stock room and uncovered an entire box of beautiful dresses that I’d never seen before, not even on…

Attempted murder over a $2.50 fare

Imagine doing this instead of just not shooting innocent people.