It would be the "getting killed" thing.

Here’s a crash course in everything you DON’T need to know about Foundation ahead of season 2: Literally anything from the books.

The lack of radlers and shandys is sad

For why? The oppressive heat? Or the oppressive...um...oppression?

The state of New Jersey is trying to trick dumb white bald people to visit. Notice you don't see NJ tourism ads here in the states. My gawd. Bruce is huge in the UK. But read the lyrics, people! Don't be fooled!

Not much needed to know: they did whatever they wanted with the original material, except follow it. They just took some names and that’s just about it. Psycohistory? Who needs it when you can have magic and premonition! Robot laws? Bah, whatever!

Really, you entirely skipped the history of Liberia it’s ties to America and how that makes this particular flavor of fuckup entirely even more brain warping?

That M4 has a UK (specifically Northern Ireland) number plate. 

airbags never deployed, clean title.

That Time I Was Reincarnated as a Cash-Grab

To avoid confusion I stopped stopping altogether.

The same weirdos trolling through the internet for evidence of torture chambers in the non-existent basements of pizza parlors are those that vote for Republicans that gladly attack education, social security and food programs for millions of children in poverty.

That is cute as hell. It looks like a big happy pigeon.

The concept of actual flying cars that could theoretically take off and land anywhere fucking terrifies me and I will never understand why people are so obsessed with wishing that it would happen. There are already so many dangerous drivers, and allowing those people to just fly? It would be like the roads and skies…

“a movie that he will heroically defend for as long as he lives”

... yeah? Because it’s a great fucking movie?

Great, now we look like Venus. 

Which is weird because the nicest day on Mars makes standing inside Chernobyl in the middle of winter seem like a picnic in comparison.

The answer to that one actually does make sense. When you fly GA, and you’re going somewhere that isn’t your home airport to do something that’s not at the airport, you have to hope the local FBO has a car for you to use. Otherwise, you hope the airport has a rental car agency ($$$). Or you take Uber (also $$$).

Alef is in Beta.

What. Some thoughts: