Bootstraps. Duh

Al Gore and Hillary Clinton both won the popular vote. People came out and voted for the candidate they wanted as president. The people spoke. The people don’t matter.  Stop blaming civilians for subversions of Democracy. 

And then, stupid laws saying “fetus’ can own guns” ... and “fetus can contribute to political parties”.

Alleverylastsinglebitofthisrighthere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pro forced birthers want kids to be born.

Had “they” known who was speaking, the gallows would have been ready. Baptists/evangelicals talk a great game - they’re vicious haters. Maybe they could convert to Christianity? [”Steve my poor fool - that’s never going to happen”]

I eat a pound of jerky and chug a gallon of protein mix before I work out.

You didn’t turn out for Al Gore because he was boring, so you got 8 years of Bush and Alito instead. You didn’t turn out for Clinton because her emails, or she was “shrill” or something. So you got four years of Trump, with Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett instead.  So now there’s a fascist coup still underway. And…

He is 100%. My last straw with the Evangelicals was the Dump love story. Hands washed never again.

And you’ll notice zero proposed legislation to help the parents and child when they’re actually born. Like healthcare, increased nutritional benefits, child care, or education.

This is only the beginning. The next battle will be over ‘fetal personhood’. Declaring a fetus a full human being with full rights. Mark my words, a ‘fetal personhood’ case will get in front of the Supreme Court before the end of Biden’s term.

Texas would build those bike lanes... and angle them directly into the oncoming bus lane. “Two birds, one stone,” they’d say as they rolled coal throughout their 30-mile commute home.

Mick Jagger was born in 1943, during WW2 and before the post-war baby boom. So technically he’s the generation before the boomers.

As an American, I’m still trying to wrap my brain around the idea that a city actually took time to build spaces for pedestrians and cyclists instead of just saying “fuck you, get a car”

Dude, the Vega was my first car. See how I learned my lesson? I went from one of the all-time worst to one of the all-time best cars (in terms of styling and popular culture use).

I’m always a little surprised at the revelation the 1969 Dodge Charger guy has owned anything other than 2nd gen Chargers. I sort of assume they burst forth into the world looking like a 20in tall Brock Samson, clutching a set of Mopar keys from the first breath.

Almost every quote in this article has a dizzying array of bullshit buzzwords:

This moist and tender jerky that everyone seems to sell is terrible. And the sweet flavors are sickening. We used to get jerky from the butcher when I was a kid. It was dry and tough as rawhide and just tasted like pure beef. That's the good stuff.

I only ever see it advertised on instagram and facebook ads.  Which means I will never buy it. 

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