What's next? Is she going to wear white after Labor Day?!

Candace Owens believed in racism when it benefitted her in college lol but as soon as those right-wing checks started rolling in, she sold her skin color out immediately

who the fuck sits like that all the fucking time? I have never once seen him sit like a normal man with his legs crossed. Is he too fat? Can he not lift his leg up over the other one? If he did, would he topple over? The man is a bundle of curdling awfulness. 

Used to be all a man needed for a good time was his hand and a highly detailed picture of an anthropomorphic mouse lady in a dress NOW LOOKIT WHAT YOU WENT AND DONE!

First the Green M&M, now this. What the hell an I supposed to jerk off to?

Fox News is such theater. You think Candace Owens gives a rat’s ass if Minnie Mouse wears pants or not when the cameras are off? There is no embarassing length these people will not go to in order to pander to the uneducated malcontents, so that they’ll keep voting to protect the interests of rich people. I know it’s…

What gets my goat about these losers is that they are the very definition of ‘for me but not for thee’. They still benefit from the infrastructure the government provides and enjoy the perks of modern society, a fact they somehow manage to overlook every time they’re explaining how they don’t owe anything to anyone.

You expect a better argument from a guy that proudly chugs his own piss?

Almost never. If they're white, they aren't a danger to society until it's too late. If they aren't white, shot on sight by police. 

Those sovereign idiots sued me 40 years ago and it has followed me around ever since. Even though the court dismissed it. I’ve saved the original paperwork since 1982 because every time I applied to a different state’s bar association I’ve had to show them the paperwork. Every time my security clearance came up…

Most lawyers, if they have practiced long enough, can tell you stories about encountering these people. The common denominator is that they view the law as a sort of system of magic in which specific words and incantations are given enormous power. Logic, reason, and rationality have nothing to do with it. This is why…

So these “sovereign” folks like to “travel” on public roads? Are they also the ones who don’t want to pay income taxes? If they don’t want to be part of the US of A, why not move somewhere else or start their own “sovereign nation”?

I don’t drink my own pee and think the only thing the vaccine is a bio weapon against is the virus... but I still kind of think DUI checkpoints go against the 4th amendment. Michigan supreme court agreed with me but since the supreme court didn’t they’re officially legal.

My car is not a car.

Yeah, nah. Every state in the Union has a binding clause in its constitution.

I think Netflix really shot themselves in the foot with the dump-a season-all-at-once model. Even when their shows are good they don’t seem to occupy any pop culture space for longer than the week or two everyone is binging (with maybe the exception of maybe Squid Game or the Marvel shows way back when). Sites like…

That’s what they get for cancelling Firefly.

they’ve been coasting for a long time and blowing a lot of money on stuff people haven’t been watching at all, and at worse it has actively been bad pr for them.

They didn’t lose actual money, as the headline says. They lost market cap which is closer to (but not quite) value.

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