The aesthetics have also seen some updates.

Body kit is terrible. It’s hard to believe anyone ever thought that was cool.

You’re saving money, man! Even your car is the color of a shiny penny!

Is Rumsfeld burning in hell right now? That’s a known unknown. I kid, I don’t believe in hell, but a bad person has died, and that’s how I’m going to remember him, as an arrogant, evil shit.

Nobody forced him to paint 9/11 on the wall, like it or not.

It’s fucking weird is what it is

When we start thinking of this as a police problem instead of a black and white problem maybe we’ll begin to make some progress.

It always seems like when I have an ingredient I’m wondering what to do with you come along and post a recipe using it! A neighbor just gave me five of the biggest cucumbers I have ever seen, and even after making an extra large batch of Thai Cucumber Salad and planning to do gazpacho later today I was still going to…

Law enforcement continues to shit their pants any time someone does something even vaguely threatening.

Ah yes, I’m sure you feel he was well justified in blowing way some kid simply because they had the nerve to ensure the vehicle wasn’t rolling anywhere after they were pulled over.  Couldn’t possibly expect the cop to see what was happening, first.  To use their discretion. To assess the facts as they played out…

nothing about a kid with an antifreeze jug should make any rational person jumpy. That officer is unfit for society

This is clearly a case of self defense on the part of the cop. I mean - there seems clear intent that Hunter was approaching him with a known toxic substance that could have, in the right circumstances easily harmed - even killed - the officer. If that doesn’t result in a reasonable apprehension of immediate risk to…

so many trigger happy frightened people in the police force. scared of everything. and why the hell did they cuff the other kid and throw him in the car for hours. this place sucks. we have so many stupid fucking systems in place and we cant fix them because halfwits just shrug their shoulders and say “but this is the…

No shit. If the cops are that jumpy they need to be in another line of work.

oh how I wish the cultists would have gotten together and carried him around in one of those baskets like in Ancient Egypt (or since it’s the cultists, a rusted out 1974 El Dorado with chandeliers built in).

Traffic stops should not receive the death penalty.  

“I just say stupid shit, how am I supposed to know people listen to me?” - The former US president.

1) Trump doesn’t walk anywhere if he can help it. I suspect he’d be out of breath by the first block. That’s why he’s medically obese.

“I didn’t mean it literally” is a really nice way to say “I lied to all those assholes, and they ate it up.”

It boggles the mind that this decades long money-laundering criminal still manages to escape prosecution, let alone any other scrutiny into his myriad ,scams and schemes. Anyone else would already be in jail. Can one—just one— person do their f-ing job and step forward to put him away, once and for all?