LLVs are 30-something at best.

Patina, a newer engine, and just getting broken-n?

$3,499.00 in 1976 is $19,842.41 adjusted for inflation.

Man, are they popular with the over-60 crowd. Go to the grocery store on a Senior’s-Tuesday, you’re to see 5 or 6 of them. 

The black line between the cab and the bed make it look bent.

He;s probably busy somewhere eating people’s pets.

Bellend.

And I’m the radar and its corresponding software aren’t biased in any way.

I was thinking of the car the Ambiguously Gay Duo Drive.

It’s even more absurd when you consider that Trump was the President of the United States for four years.

Nope, not a single duck was given.

At this point, if anyone in their campaign told the truth, it would be headline news.

There’s always Mount Trashmore: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Trashmore_(Florida)

The US should enforce standardized police car livery for its entirety, like the UK.

What a stupid fucking take. Be embarrassed. 

Who would hang-around?  Time to go. Even if you own a fuel station.

MONEYGRAB!  YAY!  STUPID SHIT FOR PEOPLE WHO WEREN’T EVEN ALIVE IN THE SEVENTIES!

Who says he “amassed” it?  More like inherited it.

Top speed is limited to 217 mph.

This encapsulates the fallacy of a gun for self defense. You can parry with a sword, but you can’t stop a bullet with a bullet.  So, shoot first and kill them.