Yes, like a permanent Orlan approach.

So one of the four segments is the airlock?

Those are all excellent suggestions!

That too. The facility is probably on the hook for lung cancer treatment.

Inmates possessing ignition sources is not a good idea.

Matchheads = bomb.
Butane lighter = mini flame thrower. 
Zippo-type lighter = srsly?!?

I was going to point out what a useless series this was but... no, it sucks on its own.

I could draw Bloom County with my nose and pay my cleaning lady to write it, and I’d bet I wouldn’t lose 10% of my papers over the next twenty years. Such is the nature of comic-strips. Once established, their half-life is usually more than nuclear waste.

We must have been watching a different show with the same name.

It’s still on the air?!?  Huh.

Are you folks about 15 years old?  Seems like it.

So why are we doing this?  It’s been done.

God, yes!  I am so over his orange bloated visage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_and_the_Holocaust

I assume those are all handi-capable locations?

Four of those machines were maybe cars. I don’t want a truck and I don’t want to drive my living room around town.

I think it only works with tempered glass.  Strike the middle of a pane with a hammer and nothing happens.  Hit an edge and lots of jaggy crystals appear.

That’s what I thought. If one of these free-loading uninsured creeps hurt someone in my family, I would strip them of every asset.

WSBK 38 Boston had a real estate show on Sundays and one realtor always referred to the house as featuring “Palladium” windows.

To quote Mitch Hedberg, “An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.”

That’s how Colonel Sanders got his start.

It was taking too long for the chicken to cook and customers would leave. By par-cooking the chicken in a pressure cooker, he was able to greatly reduce the cooking time and infuse the chicken with a mysterious blend of 11 herbs and spices.