You don’t get ejected from a vehicle if you are WEARING A SEATBELT.

Also, never use a WET TOWEL to lift a hot pan.  OMG!

Flipping something is 180 degrees. Coming right back down on the same side is 360 degrees.

Yes.

Don’t block the damn’ aisles.

That Civic was gold...

Or a Punisher logo.

You are doing the Oscar’s work.

Not really so.

The last one actually working as a taximeter cabriolet racked up 800,000 miles.

Or, much more likely, they’re colluding to artificially limit opportunities.

“The company explains the surge pricing allows pubs to staff more team members at peak times”

12 inch captive touchscreen

Goobers, one and all.

So fucking gross.

I honestly didn’t know that MTV was still in existence.  Huh.

And he thinks this is a sumptuous repast... 

The footage shows Dial getting out of his cruiser and approaching Irizarry’s car with his gun drawn. “I will f——— shoot you,” he says, before firing into the front driver’s seat where Irizarry was seated.

And I am allied with your ideals but not the ultimate methods.

Digestive as well.