I would buy this collection just to burn it to the ground.

Stop it with the numbers Einstein!

Wow.  The Salvation Army put out a domestic violence advert?

When your parents name you “Jesse James”, you are destined to be an angry failure.

This.

Across the state, 68 people were killed, half of which the agency says weren’t wearing a seat belt.

I absolutely agree with you here. My father flew SH-3s as a Naval Aviator. Without a large flexible rotor assembly that you can steer into the wind during autorotation, I’m pretty certain it would just fall out of the sky.

EV semi startup whose founder got in quite a lot of trouble with the authorities

Yes, I very much doubt this thing can autorotate.

Why are you giving him a soapbox?  He’s just an asshole whose daddy made some money via blood emeralds.

though the Liberian flag starts with a white stripe under the blue box

A carpet toupee on the dash looks a bit janky and hopefully doesn’t hide any cracks or other unfortunate issues.

No radlers?!?

Do we really need a more stupid person than Drumpf being President?  No, I don’t think so.

Who literally fucking cares?

Tinned mushy pasta... gah!

If you have recently been to an area where malaria occurs and developed early symptoms of malaria like fever, chills, headache, body aches, or fatigue...

Ratting-out your partners in a criminal endeavour is pretty low. You only walk freely because I didn’t give you up in the 1988 case.

I’m out and angry.

Miscegenation laws need to be enforced.

Yes, because he’s a great exemplar of a human.  Ass.