Sex toy?

“I’ll paint any car for Ninety Nine Ninety Nine!”

Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.)

So much for a representative democracy...

Who isn’t drunk before 2 am?

The Big Mac was copied from the Big Boy hamburger, introduced in California in 1937 and made famous by the West Virginia-based Shoney’s and Ohio-based Frisch’s restaurant chains in the 1950s and ‘60s.

You didn’t include

Goat milk. In 1965 I had an allergic reaction to cow’s milk. It’s horrible, but it works.

(Nowadays, at 59, I drink a gallon of cow’s milk a week.  Go figure.)

That’s really great!

Is there a video of the guy playing the game? From an outside perspective? How much room do you need?

Why was the SWAT team called out for a simple theft?

Honda in the 1980s. No one could match them.

Not the prettiest, but the cleanest.

These assholes talk too much.

God, that IS an asshole indeed.

If you can’t pronounce the word “nuclear”, don’t make video about it.

Cui Bono?

None of the warm water oysters are good when eaten raw.

The cold water ones? Oh, so much so!

T***p is NOT 6 foot 3 inches. He’s at best 6 foot and 1/2 inches. Why do you think he has such an awkward posture, always leaning forward? He doesn’t wear heels — he wears lifts.

Look at a photo of him with President Obama. He’s not even as tall.

6 feet 3 is a lie promulgated by his quack doctor to get around the fact…

Those literally aren’t T***p’s words. He has never been that articulate, nor used the word preponderance.