Why not more recent ones like the Passenger Pigeon or the Yellow River Dolphin?

History Guy on the Passenger Pigeon:

Jeez dude,  M&Ms are 81 years old!

suddenly Tucker is looking constipated about something

I didn’t realize these “records” were set with a flying start.  That’s pretty rubbish.

Bryan Leiker, executive director of the Metal Finishing Assn. of California said that the industry isn’t ready. “California is trying to force something to happen that’s not ready to happen. The consequences are going to be disastrous because you can lose an entire industry,” he said.

Packards were considered innovative luxury vehicles in the brand’s heyday.

Fox News has always been a bunch of children trying to emulate adults with actual news. From Day One.

I remember hearing about FN and thinking, “Hey, it’s the network of the Simpsons, it must be hip.” I started to watch it and, within 15 seconds, turned it off. It was some idiot anchor yelling, yelling, about some…

Bless you!

I’m confused. Didn’t NEA Scout fail? It hitched a ride on Artemis 1 and never signaled back.

I am currently developing a TikTok clone called “Influenza”.  Look for it soon.

I live in Massachusetts and you can’t bring electronic devices into the courtroom. I didn’t realize this isn’t the case in other states.

Just tell him that EV recharging stations are powered solely by WV coal.

Nuclear energy is a carbon-free electricity source, and can provide valuable baseload power for when renewable energy is offline.

You probably weren’t thinking that Pirates of the Caribbean was a documentary (or Treasure Island before it).

Get a buyer broker.  They work for you, not the sellers.

Mormons

Vote Republican!

Leslie’s Law:  Only assholes name “laws” after themselves.

although Clarke’s Law didn’t come up with his Third Law until 1962

The BSG finale sucked (it killed the show for me; I haven’t watched it since