“an elevated, flavor-forward jerky made by people who live for food and have fun doing it”

Don’t fuck monkeys.  That’s easy enough.

Sounds a bit like BC.

Yep. Hell, he never even recused himself from Monsanto cases. This bastard stays bought.

NO LOW BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

His government?  Romans?

And just in time to deliver mail after the aRseholes destroy the postal system.

First, it was the brown shorts.
Then it was the translucent rooftop.
THEN it was the complete loss of dignity.

Not a fan of GM in the least, but the engine and decent condition of the car warrant an NP.

These R c*nts just want to see the Earth burn. Don’t they have kids, grandchildren?

Interstate 76

Or when he was the kid on the river patrol boat in Apocalypse Now.

Nice try, sandman.

Just blame it on the Turks.

Interesting history to the song: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Istanbul_(Not_Constantinople)

Anna Ng would like to have a word.

What, no Omnitrend’s Universe?

Chicken cacciatore is “hunter’s chicken”, which is thought to be an ironic comment on the hunter’s skill.

“Mackinac Bridge for the views, low traffic, and cheap toll. Especially in the fall for colors or winter if the straights have blue ice.”

His dad was senile for the last 10+ years.