A single-edged razor (Gem blade) makes an excellent lame.

I know, finally. Polar moment of inertia is no longer a thing.

But -- I had an ‘86 Cabriolet Carrera that would kill your ass at the least excuse. Truly a murder machine.

you can get out of one of their weirdly dystopian dining rooms without breaking the bank

It’s all bullshit.  Just keep them in the cellar ‘till they’re small enough to toss out in the trash.

Yeah, it’s fucking shite.

Never lift off a 911.  No one in the universe can catch it.  I’m very fast, and I can’t.

ironically, fresh after a rant accusing Democrats of wasting tax dollars

If you go to Search and just type the letter “A”, you will see content you have never seen before. It’s mind-blowing how much shit is “curated” into oblivion.

Bayesian predictive algorithms are not the be all and end all. FFS.

A portion.

I live in Central Mass.  I don’t know why I said Slush Belt.

You never lived in the Slush Belt.  Those things corroded within a year or two.

My wife (from Northern Ireland) would roll eggs down a hill for Easter.  Apparently that comes from an ancient ritual to ensure the fields were fertile.

+1 for Kewpie!

1985 Pontiac Fiero V6 with a 4 speed. Second gear was awful to engage and really sapped the car’s acceleration.  Fortunately, it wasn’t my car.

I used to work with Steve Meretzky. He’s a very funny guy.

Yes, the inability to choose amongst fresh goods is a show-stopper for me.

It’s also disturbing the peace. If I did the same thing I’d be in cuffs.

Short Round is pretty suggestive.  Not the longest penis in the world but one of the fatties.

I know, it actually took me a minute.

Why are you paying attention to him?