Yes, in Ireland it comes in a tin.

Rameshbabu Praggnanandhaa - the chess player.

My wife never took my name and my mother-in-law still addresses the cards as Mr. & Mrs. Surname.

Using the phrase “The issue seems to have impacted cars sold this month”, when the perfectly good word AFFECTED exists, should tell you something about the “writer”.

She’s too drunk to play another season.

Little Elves do not make my Girl Scout cookies!

(Or do they?)

This sounds an awful lot like Deep Space 9.

The hopefully never-to-be-broken record belongs to Clark University’s Joseph Deliberato. He ate 89 fishies in one sitting!

Sodium saccharine is the most common sweetener.

NOT sugar.

For a guy who was all for using young people’s blood to prevent aging, he sure has aged badly.

If they can take the bad side of an issue, they do.

Who are you, Billy Ray Valentine?

The place that serves Belon oysters topped with Osetra caviar on a brioche bun with a nice stem of La Grande Dame 2008 Veuve Clicquot.

All for 5 bucks.  I would love to have one of those within walking distance of my house.

Ok, so a little disclosure:

My wife is from Northern Ireland. We eat a lot of potatoes.

We have a 200 y/o farmhouse with a root cellar, so their going-off isn’t an issue.

If your family were on a cabbage and potato diet, you probably could get through a 50 pound bag, but you wouldn’t have any friends.

This is a Tesla, not a BMW.

All the VAG products have build and interior quality far beyond their price.

Duke’s Mayo! Lucky sod. Haven’t seen it in New England.

Also, celery salt is the key to an excellent Bloody Mary.

Yes.  It’s a horrible thing to betray their trust in you.

The UK during WWII determined that potatoes and cabbage (w/ a bit of bacon fat) would provide all the necessary nutrients.

Potatoes are insanely inexpensive if purchased in bulk (50 lb. bags).  Eggs can also be a very good value.

No.  He’s busy stuffin’ Martha’s muffin.