Pre-Helvetica!! <3<3<3

Read this forum post for a bunch of programming you/the dealer can do with a 'vag-com' (Volkswagen Auto Group Communication) cable. There's lighting, TPMS, keyless, and a few other customizations!

You can fix that with software. Audis have a lot of custom tricks like this. For instance, my 07 A4 lowers/raises its windows when I hold unlock/lock on the fob.

So I hate what BMW did to the back, from the side. You could fit a flat six in that damn overhang. Jus sayin. I think it looks awkward, too thin, and makes the rear window look too long. So I fixed it. Sorry the 'shoop is a little rough.

Beads?!

ALL THE PEOPLE IN VANCOUVER DRIVING WITHOUT LIGHTS MAKES ME CRAZY! It just baffles me, and the dash & rear aren't usually illuminated (like the road in front). Just. Ugh. Utter incompetence on a massive scale. Horribly unsafe. Cops don't pull them over.

...you mean I shouldn't wait until JUST before the corner and jerkily crank the wheel to one side? Huh, that's the only way I know how to drive and it always results in understeer somehow.

I hope "Queen doesn't need passport to travel" is misinterpreted by the terrorists and we see a lot of glammed out guys with tight pants, guitars, and very poorly concealed pantsbombs.

And, you know, maybe they altered the sheet metal in the facelift.

I've got to pick the 850. Just SO good looking and oozing quiet competence. You know it's awesome and beastly, but it does to, so nobody is shouting about it. Very classy. Plus, pop-up lights.

"...is this really the kind of artist BMW wants..."